“I thought I’d try and give them a shot – you never know, right?” “Thank you so much for bringing me here! I can’t believe that you’re going in with me! Maybe you’ll become a fan this way!” she says, bouncing up and down with glee. It was easy enough to talk her into coming here, after all anything with SHINee’s name on it she accepts uncritically. You stand in line with Kim – you’re going to ride the train as well, you want to see what it’s like. There is a small queue at the front of the building for the train. The sun is shining, and a faint breeze blows. It’s a large structure in the middle of a park, among swing rides and benches, a solid brick building with a large mural of the five SHINee members on the front. You’re outside the SHINee ghost train, with your friend Kim. The last comment was all you needed to hear. “I don’t know what they even do in there because I sure as hell wouldn’t go, but nobody who rides the SHINee ghost train is a SHINee fan afterward.” “That poor fangirl… I’ll never forget her… RIP”
“How they keep it running I don’t know, but it’s a great service” He actually cried, I couldn’t believe it! Afterwards, he burned all his SHINee posters!” “I actually went with my stupid Shawol brother. “I sent a friend on this and she just thought it was going to be Onew in a vampire costume or something, boy did she get a shock!” Looking through the comments, the reactions are mostly positive: It’ll scare them, but not in the way that they think! They won’t be deluded SHINee fans for long! If you know a k-pop fan who is a Shawol (SHINee fandom), try THE SHINEE GHOST TRAIN. You waste no time searching up SHINee and the results are all the same. As you search more, you notice something – solutions vary depending on the group – EXO fans were referred to a specific taxi service, Ailee fans were linked to a particular holiday camp, etc. Surely, there are other people in your predicament, maybe if you could talk to them, you could find a way to help cope with this situation better, or even better yet, perhaps find a way to get Kim the help that she so obviously needs.īrowsing the forums of quickly revealed several threads from exasperated friends and family of k-pop fans, all searching for that special quick-fix way to get the afflicted k-pop fan to see reason. Could they help you get your friend’s life back? Probably not, after all they’re in the business of collecting her money.įeeling frustrated after hearing a lecture from Kim about the different styles of Minho’s hair through the years for the 783rd time, you start searching online. Do they know that they have these crazy fans? Probably. You wonder what you would say to the SHINee members if you met them. You’re sure that they’re just nice guys stuck with k-pop because it’s what they do, who are doing their best to scrape up a living (and seemingly doing quite well at it) but part of you is really starting to hate them because you’re losing your friend to them. It’s enough to put you off them for life, really – and you have nothing against the group or anything.
She’s actually trying to learn bits of the “ Lucifer” dance which just makes you cringe so much because she’s really bad at it but she thinks she’s great.Every single clothing, decoration and stationery type, she has a SHINee version of it.
SHINEE CLICK AND DRAG TV
You can’t go out and do anything with her when it’s “comeback time”, she is holed up in her room on the Internet doing those stupid voting click things.She talks about them more than constantly, every facet of them you can think of both real and imagined.She exhibits all the classic fangirl symptoms: Her name is Kim and she’s in your year, she was your best friend all through high school, that is, until she became obsessed with SHINee. There’s one friend of yours in particular who is really annoying about it. You wish you could say the same about your friends at school, the amount that they get into all aspects of k-pop is certainly excessive. You’re a sixteen year old Korean girl and you have a casual interest in a few boy and girl idol groups, I mean why not, their songs are certainly catchy sometimes, and there’s no denying that some of the boys are attractive. I mean, you don’t hate Korean pop or anything, but sometimes it all just gets a bit too fucking much. Who understands k-pop fans? Not you, that’s for sure. Kpopalypse is back with an all-new fanfic for you to enjoy, this time about everyone’s favourite veteran SM Entertainment idol group, SHINee!
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